reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Go right to sleep because you can’t sleep in tomorrow…. or any other day for the rest of your life."
- My Kindergarten Eve Peptalk to my 4yo

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by Andrea to deep dark fears.

pelletierspandas said: Would you ever consider doing a vine, in your underwear? Like just you're underwear? Lol.

thatsthat24:

Sure! I already did in one haha. But I do snapchats in my underwear alllllll the time haha (foster_dawg)

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coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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